Having a random hookup so left but love u
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Randomize
