"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Randomize
