I wannas sexs uuuuu
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
