im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
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