Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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