we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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