I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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