Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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