After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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