As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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