ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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