Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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