he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
When are your genitals available?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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