Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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