My hand turned me down
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
two words: eviction party
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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