Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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