I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
we should paint friendship bongs
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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