I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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