R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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