found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Operation Purity has been aborted
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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