it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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