How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
too bad you live with your parents still
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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