omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
ttyl tear gas
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
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