Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
It was confusing and full of hummus
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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