My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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