You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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