The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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