i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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