I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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