I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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