I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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