awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Holy sore nipples Batman
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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