The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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