whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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