id be glad to
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
