Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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