I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Did you just see the Batmobile???
You're earring is so big in my mouth
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
True college students do jello shots in the library
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