doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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