Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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