Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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