Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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