She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I'm like, not good at living.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Panties = found
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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