well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
is this the sara with the beer cane?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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