let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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