I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
Randomize
