Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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