HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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