That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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