i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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