I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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