STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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