Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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