Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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