Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I just forgot I was standing up.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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